Writing Sales Copy: The Curse Of The Copywriting Education

Dear Business Builder,But not if by focusing on them, you lose sight of your
I'm up to my eyeballs in copy cubs, and I love 'em toprospect. Or forget to fully dimensionalize your
death.product's benefits ... or trivialize your price ... or relieve
Every blessed one of them is a brilliant, gifted,your prospect's risk ... or create a powerful logic-driven
fresh-faced kid with a big dream in his or her heartcall to action.
and an obsession for copywriting. And frankly, I'mAnd certainly not if by using the copywriting techniques
convinced that each one of them will go farther andwe teach, you fail to consider how your prospect is
have far greater successes than I have.feeling as he moves through your copy.
For one thing, they're smarter than me ... betterSee, when you're writing sales copy, you only think
educated than I am ... and they already know far moreyou're alone and you only think it's a one-way
about copywriting than I ever will.conversation. In truth, you're talking to a real, live,
They've devoured every copywriting course, book,flesh-and-blood human being - your prospect - and he
seminar and e-zine they've been able to lay theirhas an unspoken response to everything you say.
hands on.Now, let's say you're shopping for something. I dunno ...
They've gobbled up copywriting rules, maxims,let's say a brand-new Porsche 911 Turbo. The
proverbs, templates and formulas like an army ofsalesman shakes your hand, then launches into an
starving Sumo wrestlers chowing down at a freeobviously canned sales pitch.
buffet.You can tell he's practiced it endlessly in front of a
They've perused every new swipe and every newmirror. He's got his spiel down pat. Every word, every
insight as passionately as a furloughed sailor chasesphrase, every inflection - even his body language is
skirts.flawless.
They can quote Hopkins, Caples, Reeves, Ogilvy andBut it's almost like you're not even there ...
Schwartz chapter and verse. They can reciteYou ask questions; he doesn't hear you. You raise
everything Bencivenga, Halbert, Carlton, Masterson andobjections; he ignores them. You question his facts; he
Makepeace have ever written.fails to address your skepticism. You become bored;
They remind me of race horses in the starting gate ...he doesn't notice. You grow impatient; he couldn't care
champing at the bit ... pawing the ground ... everyless.
creative muscle in their bodies tensed, flexed andYou feel trapped. You'd gladly chew your own arm
ready to explode into action at the slightest twitch ofoff just to get away from him.
the starter's trigger finger.He doesn't let that bother him, not even for a moment.
... And the same damned thing happens every time IHe's going to obey every rule, exercise every formula
give one of them his or her first assignment:and flesh out every template they taught him in
KABLOOEY! Their heads explode.Salesman School come hell or high water.
I can see the train wreck that's sure to follow even asHe's going to deliver his sales pitch - his whole sales
we discuss their first assignment:pitch - even if it kills you.
The frenzied note-taking ...That's what your copy reads like when you focus on
The tortured expressions on their young faces as theyrules and formulas instead of your prospect!
mentally juggle dozens of complex, seeminglyAnd since you're selling in print, through the mail or over
contradictory rules they've learned by heart ...the Internet, your prospect doesn't have to chew his
The numbness in their eyes as they consider thearm off to shut you up: All he has to do is turn the
massive emotional and financial rewards they imaginepage, close his browser or e-mail window or drop your
will follow if they get this right - and the consequencesmail piece in the nearest trash can.
(too horrific to contemplate) if they screw this up.FREE AT LAST!
And I know what to expect: I can bet the farm theMy advice: With the possible exception of the article
first draft will be ...you're reading right now ...
Days late ...... If, when writing a first draft, you're thinking about
Four, five, even six times longer than it should be ...something I said (or any other copy coach said), you're
Crawling with recognizable formulas lifted fromblowing it.
copywriting gurus and swipe files ...Big time.
Replete with presumptuous lectures on how myFirst drafts are for climbing inside your prospect's skin -
prospect feels now - and how he should feel afternot mine or anyone else's.
enjoying the benefits the product provides ...That takes a laser-like focus on your prospect and
Teeming with non sequiturs, mixed metaphors andwhat he's thinking and feeling as he reads your sales
tortured similes ...message.
Packed with overused "power words" andAnd that takes a heckuva lot more than just
over-the-top claims and of course, exclamation points ...regurgitating slightly altered copy from a swipe file ... or
Devoid of a compelling lead (since it has been neatlymaking sure you've checked every item on someone
buried somewhere around page eight or nine) ...else's checklist ... or cramming round-peg sales
Flabby - prattling on for paragraphs on minor pointsarguments into square-peg formulas.
when a single sentence or a string of fascinationsIt takes intense, exhausting, rational, logical, sequential,
would get the message across much more quicklyORIGINAL thought.
and effectively ...In other words ...
Unfocused - the product will feel vague, ethereal,The act of creating a persuasive sales message is an
poorly defined ... the offer copy will seem like little moreexercise in the creative application of logic to engage
than an afterthought ... and the call to action will beand move a human being to action.
virtually non-existent.It should be informed - but NEVER completely driven -
That's OK, though - it's not their fault: It's just that ...by copywriting techniques others have used.
COPYWRITING IS SO MUCH HARDR THESESo, when writing sales copy, forget the rules. Focus on
DAYSyour prospect.
Back when I was getting started, writing sales copySimply ask yourself, "What do I need to say to get his
was easy. We had the masters to guide us ...attention?"
Kennedy reminding us that, since sales copy is nothing"What do I need to say - and prove - to keep him
more than salesmanship in print, ad copy should simplyreading?"
say the things a live salesman would say to his"What do I need to say to neutralize the objections
prospect ...he's most likely to have to buying now?"
Hopkins saying "Amen, brother!" then adding, "Your"What do I need to say to make "not ordering" seem
copy should also lift your product heads and shoulderslike the dumbest decision he could possibly make?"
above the competition's," and ...Then, when writing the sales copy, use The Force -
Caples saying "I hear ya! And of course, you also needFEEL your way through your copy, asking yourself
to capture your prospect's attention, hold it throughoutevery paragraph or two, "If I was the prospect how
and compel him to act."would I be feeling right now? Would I feel bored?
Pretty simple, common-sense stuff really: When writingSkeptical? Like you're taking too long to get to the
sales copy, my job was simply to grab and hold mypoint? Or would I feel energized ... persuaded ... and
prospect's attention ... present the reasons why heanxious to buy?"
should buy - just like any good salesman would ... showWhen you shift your focus away from the copywriting
how my product is better than the alternatives ... andtechniques you've learned, you free yourself to focus
forcibly ask for the sale.exclusively on your prospect.
In short, to create A-I-D-A: Attention, Interest, Desire,More than that: You free yourself to innovate - to
Action.discover new ways to engage your prospect and
THE CURSE OF A GREAT EDUCATIONmove him to action. You free yourself to become a
Today, most young writers I meet tend to think morelegend that a future generation of copy cubs will
about all the copywriting techniques they've learnedemulate.
than about what their prospects are thinking andAnd you know what else? You'll be surprised at how
feeling or how to motivate them to make a purchase.many of the lessons you've learned as a student of
Now, don't get me wrong - it's great that they havecopywriting come to mind just when you need them to
these tools: Used properly, the tips, tricks andsolve a problem you've spotted in your text.
techniques you're learning here in The Total PackageBut let those things be your servant; never your
and from other copywriting coaches will lift yourmaster.
response and make you a bundle.